I had really bad farts earlier today, and I farted right in front of a little kid’s face. I was at work when it happened. I just let it go. Fluff noise and all. Right in his face. I also farted next to the office bully. When the smell hit the room, people started looking in our direction. I put a disgusted look on my face and turned and glared at the bully. Than I used my pointed finger to cover try to cover my nose. I moved slightly away from her, making her look guilty. She’s guilty of so many things, but I wanted to add to it.